this is actually what texas sounds like
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
"overly angry 1950’s pianist"
This post needs to go down in history
- Adiago For Strings
Other People's Heartache
I remember my jaw dropping the first time I realized exactly what song was being covered here.
GIVE ME A SHOT TO REMEMBER
[kicks down door]
AND YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE PAIN AWAY FROM ME
YOU’RE HOPING I WILL REMEMBER
THE SHARPEST LIVES ARE THE DEADLIEST TO LEAD
[sets whole house on fire]
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
I CAN’T EVEN PUT MY HAIR IN A FUCKING BUN
I loved this moment. You can take the mermaid out of the sea but you can’t take the sea out of the mermaid.
I LOVE SPRING
HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED
HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT
adding Pete on snapchat was a great decision
Apollo 1 crew practicing a water landing in 1966.
It doesn’t look like a “water landing” so much as “best pool party ever”
“best pool party ever”
soME OF YOU ARE SAD SO HERE IS A SNAKE IN A SOMBRERO OK